An idea for yet another Steeler song

I'm kinda surprised nobody's used the Johnny Cash song "Hey Porter" (snippet here) to an ode to Joey Porter, who has been tearing it up in the playoffs. There's a bunch of songs out there, including this crazy one about someone mispronouncing Troy Polamalu's name. (Link in post, I don't like posting links directly to songs.)

Anyway, "Hey Porter" is a simple song and should be easy to come up with some verses:

Hey Porter, hey porter
Would you sack Hasselback again
Alexander's coming up the middle
And needs to be put on his head
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