January 04, 2003

Let the black helicopters land

MindGuard: Psychotronic Mind Control Protection (only available for Amiga and Linux, since “many popular operating system platforms – most notably Windows and Macintosh – are in fact created by agents of mind control.”)

Why Would I Need MindGuard?
If you think protecting your hard drive from viruses is important, but give no thought to the safety of your mind, please consider the following: ...
2. Secret agencies are conspiring to control your life and force you to live under a One World Government. The only thing stopping them are people of differing opinions.
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