A week or so ago I sent to see a movie and after the show hit the head. At the adjacent urinal was a teenager, maybe 14. And in the stall on my other side was someone in some trouble, otherwise why the hell would you willingly use a movie theater stall?
Guy in stall grunts a little, then lets out some long squeaky gas. Kid next to me snickers for a second, then tries to swallow it. Me too.
I hope I never stop laughing at farts. (suggested reading)
 Spiderman 3: disappointed, will write soon