May 30, 2007

New use for MS speech recognition

When I'm adjusting Visio connections for the 18th time tonight and they keep readjusting themselves when a shape in a (supposedly) unrelated part of the diagram changes, the software should be able to hear me yell1 "Jesus fucking hate sonofabitch" and popup a dialog saying, "Would you like me to stop anticipating what you might possibly want to do?" Or something.

1 Quietly yell that is, since the baby's asleep. It's a new skill I've picked up.

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