October 01, 2004

Poetry about Java?

Fun but cringe-inducing: The Tiger by Josh Bloch. (At least it doesn’t try to rhyme “eye” and “symmetry”…) Here’s a sample:

And from the constant interface
We shall inherit no disgrace
With static import at our side
Our joy will be unqualified
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